It's Christmas morning & your two moms have a present for you. You can tell they're a little nervous about it, and once they start explaining, you understand why. They've been discussing how you haven't had a male influence growing up. They've encountered so many men in their lives who don't know how to please a woman, and they don't want you to turn out the same way, so they've decided that the best gift they can give you is their experience & knowledge. You're reluctant at first, but you trust your mothers.